How's everyone been?

Hey boys & girls.

Been everything but alcoholically deprived since I came back to Melbourne.

And there's this birthday boy, which you know, we just ask him to drink la.

Fuck man.

I asked him to control himself, not to spoil his night.

"YOU ALL CAN GET ME HIGH BUT YOU CAN'T GET ME DRUNK!"

Fucking sohai.

And at 2.45 am.

His beautiful Lacoste shirt is filled with vomit.

2.55 am.

My beautiful '89 Nissan Skyline GT-R is filled with vomit.

And for the note, those who are coming to Melbourne:-

To avoid fights using bottles, they pour the Chivas/Black Label in like a plastic jar for you.

Then they bring 2 other plastic jars of green tea/coke.

So when I poured my Chivas in the cup.

I took the other plastic jar to pour my mixer.

Just to find out it was my friend Johnnie Black Label.

So be careful when you come here. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Cheers!