aku <3 u maxi-mom
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
erm. try checking this out?
it's pretty good i think. though the image appears to be somewhat gay, i believe this is what you call college music la.
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
I should have fucking bought TOTO when i decided to go Zouk on that fateful night.
After much ponder,
uncertainty at its best,
wondering if it'll turn out alright or just another plain boring clubbing night.
Surely, i never thought i would meet you.
By the fucking way, this is not a fucking poem kay.
Chaos all around
Explosions and fire
You took me off the ground
And lifted me higher
When trouble knew my name
That was before you
I'll never be the same
Now that I know you
It's fascinating, how life can surprise us sometimes.
uncertainty at its best,
wondering if it'll turn out alright or just another plain boring clubbing night.
Surely, i never thought i would meet you.
By the fucking way, this is not a fucking poem kay.
Chaos all around
Explosions and fire
You took me off the ground
And lifted me higher
When trouble knew my name
That was before you
I'll never be the same
Now that I know you
It's fascinating, how life can surprise us sometimes.
Monday, February 23, 2009
Sunday, February 22, 2009
Friday, February 20, 2009
This is 'IT'.
There's something about this 'Melodic Hardcore' or whatever shit genre you call them, let it be 'seemingly-hardcore-but-they-sing-about-emo-shit-yet-don't-scream-like-one-they-shout-yeah-that's-old-school-rock-yaw' genre or whatever that gets to me. yeah man, Rise Against is just so kewl. coo coo kewl.
Thursday, February 19, 2009
waoh have people got new geh primary pic liaos wor
But.
From this. . .
To that. . .
Why liddis geh. T.T
Eh JH, you so like play buttock hor. Aiyoyoyo ^_^
From this. . .
To that. . .
Why liddis geh. T.T
Eh JH, you so like play buttock hor. Aiyoyoyo ^_^
Black dresses.
To my dahlink and my no. 2,
I would've sent you both off if I could!
Miss you both already xoxo.
Cause when everybody's gone,
my cheebyebin boyfriend is shared now T_T.
With none other than woman cheng.
P/S: Make sure Panty gets Club X *fingers crossed.
I would've sent you both off if I could!
Miss you both already xoxo.
Cause when everybody's gone,my cheebyebin boyfriend is shared now T_T.
With none other than woman cheng.P/S: Make sure Panty gets Club X *fingers crossed.
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Back In Melbourneee!
I'm back here, seen my cat, satisfied. In other words, jizzed in my pants.
But I still find myself sitting at home kinda alone, watching pool/snooker. Haha, not as happening as Blackie.
Fuck man, miss you guys already.
Went to inspect a place today, quite far from the city. I like the place, Jane will probably like it too. But don't think Ashvin likes it.
So dunno how lah.
But whatever it is.
I'm booking Joyce to stay in my house when she comes.
VY can stay at Club X.
Cya.
But I still find myself sitting at home kinda alone, watching pool/snooker. Haha, not as happening as Blackie.
Fuck man, miss you guys already.
Went to inspect a place today, quite far from the city. I like the place, Jane will probably like it too. But don't think Ashvin likes it.
So dunno how lah.
But whatever it is.
I'm booking Joyce to stay in my house when she comes.
VY can stay at Club X.
Cya.
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Hey boys and girls
Reached Melbourne.
Weather's great sun is shining and shit,
Air is fucking fresh.
Wish I could bring you all here.
Haha we gonna have a good time when you come JH VY and Baby #2.
Be safe, take care. Always remember to drive safe.
And please, go get a STD Check Up. Even Virgins (JH).
Weather's great sun is shining and shit,
Air is fucking fresh.
Wish I could bring you all here.
Haha we gonna have a good time when you come JH VY and Baby #2.
Be safe, take care. Always remember to drive safe.
And please, go get a STD Check Up. Even Virgins (JH).
Monday, February 16, 2009
my boyfriend is a nincampoop
very funny hor.
still lub you.
don't go find xiao mei mei in melbourne.
jane
eff u see kay
MAHAI I JUST REALIZED THAT MY ASSIGNMENT IS DUE TOFUCKINGDAY AT 0800 NOT WEDNESFUCKINGDAY. FUCK FUCK FUCK. k bye
Saturday, February 14, 2009
Happy Valentine's
They say you wish those fella whom you love Happy Valentine's wor...so, Happy Valentine's, Se7en S2ners. Hee hee!
Anyway, here's something random. but it's true. well, basically just names la.
Cheng Junhann : Cheng Sohai
Seriously, JH, are you gay?
You Can sleep with your Fucking Eyes open I'm Sure.
Chong Voon Ying: Chongminton
RICKY TANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Low Tah Chuen: Low Talk Cock, Low Tok Choi
Can't find any of 'the real TC' pictures cuz he fucking forced shanny to untagged or deleted most of it from his facebook profile.
Tan Eugene: Genetohcok, Tan Chui Sui
I can blow water like Tsunami!!!!!!!!
Ashvin: Still undecided
Can't find any sohai pictures of him in facebook
Lim Fung How: Still undecided
And er..just thought of mentioning our all-time favourite la, that's all. Really, that's all.
Diandran Lee Perumal: Magician, The Prestige :D
These are the names we've all been called, called, labelled, been labelled and probably still are. And i don't ever wanna look forward to the day that you guys have changed or have another name like Cheng Harvard or Low Diam Diam or Monkey Leong Mm Hong (monkeys never sleep i think lol)
I'd be damned when that day comes, so, don't. Oh btw, maybe i should call myself Broke Lim or Lim Mou Lui Hor Yee Che Mou? hahahahahahahahahhahahhahahaahhahahahahhahahahhahhaha!!!!!!!
I'd love to see the day when THAT name changes though. hahaha seriously, sucks to be taking/'borrowing-whatever' (if you know what i mean) money from you guys though. haha.
Nevertheless, thanks for being there for me when it comes to money and company and our severstoning sessions.
It's only fair that i always lose when it comes to gambling la, if not it wouldn't be fair to everyone in the world right?
Cuz i was born with the luck to have the beshtest friends in the world.
"You're my beshtest fweeeeen" like how they put it in Rugrats. LOL.
Well, i should really get back to my studies. haha. exam in a couple of hours.
With love from Kampar,
Fung How the Kampar Chai.
Yes, i'd intended to put the best picture of me and the most sohai pictures of you guys. but i can't seem to find the most sohai pictures of you all, so fuck, don't think it'd be as funny as i'd wished it would be.
Anyway, here's something random. but it's true. well, basically just names la.
Cheng Junhann : Cheng Sohai
Seriously, JH, are you gay?
You Can sleep with your Fucking Eyes open I'm Sure.
RICKY TANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Can't find any of 'the real TC' pictures cuz he fucking forced shanny to untagged or deleted most of it from his facebook profile.
I can blow water like Tsunami!!!!!!!!
Can't find any sohai pictures of him in facebook
And er..just thought of mentioning our all-time favourite la, that's all. Really, that's all.
Diandran Lee Perumal: Magician, The Prestige :D
These are the names we've all been called, called, labelled, been labelled and probably still are. And i don't ever wanna look forward to the day that you guys have changed or have another name like Cheng Harvard or Low Diam Diam or Monkey Leong Mm Hong (monkeys never sleep i think lol)
I'd be damned when that day comes, so, don't. Oh btw, maybe i should call myself Broke Lim or Lim Mou Lui Hor Yee Che Mou? hahahahahahahahahhahahhahahaahhahahahahhahahahhahhaha!!!!!!!
I'd love to see the day when THAT name changes though. hahaha seriously, sucks to be taking/'borrowing-whatever' (if you know what i mean) money from you guys though. haha.
Nevertheless, thanks for being there for me when it comes to money and company and our severstoning sessions.
It's only fair that i always lose when it comes to gambling la, if not it wouldn't be fair to everyone in the world right?
Cuz i was born with the luck to have the beshtest friends in the world.
"You're my beshtest fweeeeen" like how they put it in Rugrats. LOL.
Well, i should really get back to my studies. haha. exam in a couple of hours.
With love from Kampar,
Fung How the Kampar Chai.
Yes, i'd intended to put the best picture of me and the most sohai pictures of you guys. but i can't seem to find the most sohai pictures of you all, so fuck, don't think it'd be as funny as i'd wished it would be.Thursday, February 12, 2009
right now
we're waiting at vy's house now. i came all the way from kampar to celebrate gene's birthday.
BUT.
as usual. there's one thing that gene missed out in the 'about us' column.
is that, we all have some organizing disability. when it's not organized, some people wait for someone, while the others do the same. then when shit happens, everyone gets all fired up and stuff.
BUT.
i remember what chia ern said. hehe. this is all happening because we didn't plan properly la, so let's all just accept it and move on. which is good damn right.
and tonight, gene's 'IT'. you bastard. plan la sohem! hahaha
k la every now and then this thing happens. grrrrrrrrrrrr
BUT.
as usual. there's one thing that gene missed out in the 'about us' column.
is that, we all have some organizing disability. when it's not organized, some people wait for someone, while the others do the same. then when shit happens, everyone gets all fired up and stuff.
BUT.
i remember what chia ern said. hehe. this is all happening because we didn't plan properly la, so let's all just accept it and move on. which is good damn right.
and tonight, gene's 'IT'. you bastard. plan la sohem! hahaha
k la every now and then this thing happens. grrrrrrrrrrrr
My all time favourite..legal way to get high besides fags and booze
I really think... (2:13 is wicked)
This fella...
Can fucking make me feng for 8 hours wei...
Oh. Mai Siew Mai. God.
Kao Meng Ar.
If you're stuck in the traffic, trust Zany Chai to make you smile and to de-stress you wei. Remember to have a box of Dunhill Hong Chai or Lam Mild Gor with you also.
I'm sure i've told you all about this before, but it's just nice to end it with this 11 years old kid doing some shit.
Love from Kampar,
Fung How
This fella...
Can fucking make me feng for 8 hours wei...
Oh. Mai Siew Mai. God.
Kao Meng Ar.
If you're stuck in the traffic, trust Zany Chai to make you smile and to de-stress you wei. Remember to have a box of Dunhill Hong Chai or Lam Mild Gor with you also.
I'm sure i've told you all about this before, but it's just nice to end it with this 11 years old kid doing some shit.
Love from Kampar,
Fung How
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
SIENZZZZZ
eugtan no new post
Gem-uor no new post
joy no new post
jac no new post
shanny no new post
stoners no post.
so i ma post lorh. hi. Ax Dee Axx Dee Ko Kow Ko Kow Ah Ah
Monday, February 9, 2009
:D
Ok, the previous bitching post was a limited edition post simply because, she knows people whom i think actually go to our blogs for fucks and stuff. and our sevenstoners uber cool blog appears in JACSAFTERPARTY, so our blog is damn 7 famous so it's not good to be doing shits like taht.
NEVERTHELESS! i saved a copy, if you guys wanna read it, please, message me in msn.
like i said, if we all could go yumcha now, such measure would deem too unnecessary. lol.
NEVERTHELESS! i saved a copy, if you guys wanna read it, please, message me in msn.
like i said, if we all could go yumcha now, such measure would deem too unnecessary. lol.
How about...
This version of Britney Spear's toxic?
And this is damn fucking funny hahaha mahai i almost went crazy hahaha
And this is damn fucking funny hahaha mahai i almost went crazy hahaha
Sunday, February 8, 2009
Mahaizzz...
I dreamt that JH died wei.
It took me a while to realize it while I was here because I was still quite chilling.
Then when I came back to Malaysia I finally realized the impact it would have.
Then we all mourn his death.
Then liddat lorh.
It took me a while to realize it while I was here because I was still quite chilling.
Then when I came back to Malaysia I finally realized the impact it would have.
Then we all mourn his death.
Then liddat lorh.
Mahaizz....
ppl of this blog..just a short update for those who dnt knw...me and inez = x....
inez:about us i think we should stay as friends. Dont get me wrong, ur a nice guy but im not ready esp when my family issue is still ongoing.Are u ok with it?
hann:yea its ok.... T.T
mahai wtf wei..cibai kia..nw how vday i go suck my own cock AGAIN!!...lol...XD
XOXO
inez:about us i think we should stay as friends. Dont get me wrong, ur a nice guy but im not ready esp when my family issue is still ongoing.Are u ok with it?
hann:yea its ok.... T.T
mahai wtf wei..cibai kia..nw how vday i go suck my own cock AGAIN!!...lol...XD
XOXO
Dear your name here
We're waiting for you at the bottom of the Eiffel Tower, Feifei and Shanneh.
WHERE ARE YOU GUYS??? : ( : ( : (
This is the closest we could get. Miss you loads xoxo.
Saturday, February 7, 2009
Friday, February 6, 2009
Our Own Polaroid?
Why, our own polaroid?
Inspired by Jac Jac's polaroid camera the other day at dim sum, that's why I created this blog. Too many of us are separated around the world; and even those in Malaysia, one is is fucking Kampar.
Perhaps our last gathering together was back on my birthday in 2008. Glad to see three of the girlfriends are still here; minus Michelle and Jac Jac. But I'm pretty sure everyone welcomes you to the fucking cool guys club. That's why you're dating one of us, aren't you? Yeah, and some of us pretty gangsta wan (look below).
But fuck man.. no jokes aside. I don't know how you've been with your uni friends and other shite colleagues and what not, I have a bunch of college/uni friends, but they'll never replace the fun/drama we had in high school days. When are we all going to be back again? 2 years? 3 years from now? Maybe more?
I regret not cherishing those moments. Be it in Scouts, Interact Club, or just in class.. AND I'LL ALWAYS REMEMBER. How FH used to "GENE GENE GENE GENE GENE GENE GENE x 10" when he walks pass my class and sees me sleeping. Motherfucker.
To the girlfriends:
I treat the guys like my brothers, and you, my sister-in-laws. I'm sure everyone treats each other's girlfriend the same way as I do. I never had a chance to meet Michelle, really know Jacqueline, and I don't think I will have a chance to meet Mrs. Cheng until about 3/4 years time. But I look forward to it.
Joyce & Shanneh. Met you all quite late actually, but mahai you all damn fucking fun weih. Love the one liners Joyce, and your luck in Chor Tee is still damn gay Shanny. Take care of VY & TC.
This picture completes the 7 of us plus a few others, and the other halves. Probably.. the only picture.
Our Own Polaroid. Don't.. don't ever let this blog die. Probably our only way of keeping in touch with one another with the different time zones.
And speaking of Mrs. Cheng,
hann says:
i dnt want to simple get a fucking mrs.cheng la
Inspired by Jac Jac's polaroid camera the other day at dim sum, that's why I created this blog. Too many of us are separated around the world; and even those in Malaysia, one is is fucking Kampar.
Perhaps our last gathering together was back on my birthday in 2008. Glad to see three of the girlfriends are still here; minus Michelle and Jac Jac. But I'm pretty sure everyone welcomes you to the fucking cool guys club. That's why you're dating one of us, aren't you? Yeah, and some of us pretty gangsta wan (look below).
But fuck man.. no jokes aside. I don't know how you've been with your uni friends and other shite colleagues and what not, I have a bunch of college/uni friends, but they'll never replace the fun/drama we had in high school days. When are we all going to be back again? 2 years? 3 years from now? Maybe more?
I regret not cherishing those moments. Be it in Scouts, Interact Club, or just in class.. AND I'LL ALWAYS REMEMBER. How FH used to "GENE GENE GENE GENE GENE GENE GENE x 10" when he walks pass my class and sees me sleeping. Motherfucker.
To the girlfriends:
I treat the guys like my brothers, and you, my sister-in-laws. I'm sure everyone treats each other's girlfriend the same way as I do. I never had a chance to meet Michelle, really know Jacqueline, and I don't think I will have a chance to meet Mrs. Cheng until about 3/4 years time. But I look forward to it.
Joyce & Shanneh. Met you all quite late actually, but mahai you all damn fucking fun weih. Love the one liners Joyce, and your luck in Chor Tee is still damn gay Shanny. Take care of VY & TC.
This picture completes the 7 of us plus a few others, and the other halves. Probably.. the only picture.
Our Own Polaroid. Don't.. don't ever let this blog die. Probably our only way of keeping in touch with one another with the different time zones.
And speaking of Mrs. Cheng,
hann says:
i dnt want to simple get a fucking mrs.cheng la
Thursday, February 5, 2009
Fucking Utar Shit no. 1
So i was supposed to go collect my student ID. Them plastic cards with my face and a phony smile on it.
Bah. as if i really am happy to be studying here. I'm only happy to be in Uni-er-city that's all.
Anyway, wouldn't it be much easier for us students if everything that concerns a fucking ID be dealt at one place, right?
So i cycled to my effin' uni in the afternoon, fucking hot and all (makes no difference even though i'm cycling in the morning la okay in case you're wondering. the weather would still be friggin' hot, night and day, same shit) , to collect my ID. Parked my 'lei lan' (LeRun) by the side, walked up to DSA (Department of Student Affairs) to collect it.
Kay, fine, i was wrong about it. The DSA personnel told me i was supposed to go Block B instead. alright, no prob. Block B it is, then. 'Ma BaD'.
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On a random note, i feel sho GaNgStA whenever i use that stupid expression. 'Ma bAd'. If i start using 'wHeRE yoU AT' or start speaking nigs, i swear i could rob a bank. and i'd rob a bank with Style, just like how Lil' Wayne did it in this music video then escape unscathed. and 'imma' bring my fellow sexy companions to avoid those laser sensors with 'them' strippin' moves yo'.
Trust me man, you gotta watch it to know what the fuck i'm talking about dude.
Fuckin' MTVs are really fuckin' our brains up.
Imma GaNgStA.
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Anyway, so i went to Block B to finally collect my student ID only to find myself stumbled when i realized i had to go over to the DSA again to get my temporary student ID since i'd left mine in KL thus proclaimed, 'lost'.
Got my temporary student ID, walked back to Block B again. climbed those 2 flights of stair, went to the counter, looked for my name in some friggin' namelist (those bitches are too busy to save our names into the computer i suppose. reckon cutting the fingernails or watching afternoon Spanish soap operas are way more important than that) , got my ID, ciao-ED!
Or so i thought.
It was then i realized i had to get my blue lanyard as well since i left it at home together with my temporary ID? So intuitively, i thought of going to the DSA right? it's supposed to be there since it deals with students' affairS. But golly! i was told to go to the fucking FINANCE department to pay up, THEN go back again to collect it. oh. GREAT.
So i walked down the fucking aisle to pay 5 friggin' bucks for that stupid piece of cloth, got myself some stupid receipt, walked back to DSA. i don't see the friggin' point when i didn't even show the DSA personnel my receipt but got the lanyard anyway upon verbal confirmation. it was like, 'wtf?'
alright i was still required to sign my fucking name on the paper, but fuck, those idiots still had to double check anyway so why the hell fucking not do it altogether in one place?
K it may seem like i only spent about 10 mins walking up and down those two blocks? but hell, it wasn't man, trust me! i'm telling you, it's fucking one block to another, and i've to walked probably 100 metres from one room to another room. and spent 1 and a half hours doing it. walking.
See the thing about UTAR is, they are probably fucking stupid? we're being treated badly here honestly, somebody gotta help us here seriously.
I mean, what the fuck? why can't they just do everything at one place right? i don't find myself walking from point A to get chicken and to point C to buy fishes? i get everything in the FUCKING market, right? or i don't find myself driving from my house to Ampang to get a plastic water bottle, then go all the way back to Bangsar to get the bottle cap and end up in Subang to get it filled. what the fuck man, it comes together right? mahai. really fucking stupid wei, cheebye ar.
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Anyway, couldn't go online last night because (guess what?) our power supplier-electric plug point-the electric box-whatever you call it tripped cuz the wiring in my hostel is faulty? yeah, some chinese malaysian Datuk built it la, what do you expect?
So the electricians came just now to fix it la, they tested the power point in my room and said it was okay. nothing wrong with it. it was then they told me to plug my multi socket extension into it la, which i did, but only to have it exploded in my fucking hands.
mahai seriously 'BOOOM' wei KNNCB. fortunately it wasn't a fucking BIG ASS explosion or something la, but i do remember seeing a small fire lol.
the funny part was, i told Jac Jac about the explosion and she was being very funny about it la.
Jac : Lols. Omg pain ar? Your hand still there?
T.T
Me: No i lost both my hands and i think it has to be amputated. it's bleeding profusely btw
...
We were sms-ing each other. (of course she was just kidding la when she asked, but i laughed anyway)
Last but not least, i'm effin' free. I'm sure you know what i mean. :D
Bah. as if i really am happy to be studying here. I'm only happy to be in Uni-er-city that's all.
Anyway, wouldn't it be much easier for us students if everything that concerns a fucking ID be dealt at one place, right?
So i cycled to my effin' uni in the afternoon, fucking hot and all (makes no difference even though i'm cycling in the morning la okay in case you're wondering. the weather would still be friggin' hot, night and day, same shit) , to collect my ID. Parked my 'lei lan' (LeRun) by the side, walked up to DSA (Department of Student Affairs) to collect it.
Kay, fine, i was wrong about it. The DSA personnel told me i was supposed to go Block B instead. alright, no prob. Block B it is, then. 'Ma BaD'.
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On a random note, i feel sho GaNgStA whenever i use that stupid expression. 'Ma bAd'. If i start using 'wHeRE yoU AT' or start speaking nigs, i swear i could rob a bank. and i'd rob a bank with Style, just like how Lil' Wayne did it in this music video then escape unscathed. and 'imma' bring my fellow sexy companions to avoid those laser sensors with 'them' strippin' moves yo'.
Trust me man, you gotta watch it to know what the fuck i'm talking about dude.
Fuckin' MTVs are really fuckin' our brains up.
Imma GaNgStA.
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Anyway, so i went to Block B to finally collect my student ID only to find myself stumbled when i realized i had to go over to the DSA again to get my temporary student ID since i'd left mine in KL thus proclaimed, 'lost'.
Got my temporary student ID, walked back to Block B again. climbed those 2 flights of stair, went to the counter, looked for my name in some friggin' namelist (those bitches are too busy to save our names into the computer i suppose. reckon cutting the fingernails or watching afternoon Spanish soap operas are way more important than that) , got my ID, ciao-ED!
Or so i thought.
It was then i realized i had to get my blue lanyard as well since i left it at home together with my temporary ID? So intuitively, i thought of going to the DSA right? it's supposed to be there since it deals with students' affairS. But golly! i was told to go to the fucking FINANCE department to pay up, THEN go back again to collect it. oh. GREAT.
So i walked down the fucking aisle to pay 5 friggin' bucks for that stupid piece of cloth, got myself some stupid receipt, walked back to DSA. i don't see the friggin' point when i didn't even show the DSA personnel my receipt but got the lanyard anyway upon verbal confirmation. it was like, 'wtf?'
alright i was still required to sign my fucking name on the paper, but fuck, those idiots still had to double check anyway so why the hell fucking not do it altogether in one place?
K it may seem like i only spent about 10 mins walking up and down those two blocks? but hell, it wasn't man, trust me! i'm telling you, it's fucking one block to another, and i've to walked probably 100 metres from one room to another room. and spent 1 and a half hours doing it. walking.
See the thing about UTAR is, they are probably fucking stupid? we're being treated badly here honestly, somebody gotta help us here seriously.
I mean, what the fuck? why can't they just do everything at one place right? i don't find myself walking from point A to get chicken and to point C to buy fishes? i get everything in the FUCKING market, right? or i don't find myself driving from my house to Ampang to get a plastic water bottle, then go all the way back to Bangsar to get the bottle cap and end up in Subang to get it filled. what the fuck man, it comes together right? mahai. really fucking stupid wei, cheebye ar.
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Anyway, couldn't go online last night because (guess what?) our power supplier-electric plug point-the electric box-whatever you call it tripped cuz the wiring in my hostel is faulty? yeah, some chinese malaysian Datuk built it la, what do you expect?
So the electricians came just now to fix it la, they tested the power point in my room and said it was okay. nothing wrong with it. it was then they told me to plug my multi socket extension into it la, which i did, but only to have it exploded in my fucking hands.
mahai seriously 'BOOOM' wei KNNCB. fortunately it wasn't a fucking BIG ASS explosion or something la, but i do remember seeing a small fire lol.
the funny part was, i told Jac Jac about the explosion and she was being very funny about it la.
Jac : Lols. Omg pain ar? Your hand still there?
T.T
Me: No i lost both my hands and i think it has to be amputated. it's bleeding profusely btw
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We were sms-ing each other. (of course she was just kidding la when she asked, but i laughed anyway)
Last but not least, i'm effin' free. I'm sure you know what i mean. :D
WTF to myself
This will be the first time in my life that i am typing something in a blog !!
So yeah
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TC aka Fei Fei
Time is short.
Therefore, this post is going to be really short..
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Our Second Day of Honeymoon in Swiss
*rofl..*
the swiss alps across our rooooom, babehhh!
tah chuen the fei fei is drinking hot cappucino
he's still as fat. he didn't loss weight.
he just put on an extra 20kgs.
he's not going to fit in to the single bed.
he's going to fall off the bed tonight. hehe.
i don't know if you can spot the casino in the background..
but we're definitely going there soon..
cos' their minimum legal age is EIGHTEEN.
By the way, that's Luzern. The nearest city from our school..
I FREAKIN' MISS MY CAR LA.
I HATE TAKING BUSSES TO EVERYWHERE I GO. - Shanny
* can you guys start donating us some money from now onwards..
so that we can get ourselves a car by the end of this year ? *
Shannehhh and her Boooo in da bus..
Tah Chuen naik miang.
He also wants a picture of himself without me.. =( pfft..
Some bloody rich man's driveway.
Perhaps, it's michael schumacher's house. =P
Perhaps, it's michael schumacher's house. =P
Shannehhh cute or not ?
WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Feels like i'm begging money under the snowy weather.
WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Feels like i'm begging money under the snowy weather.
Tout Le Monde.
My Pathetic E-Diary
Shanny's got a not-so-cool blog, babies.
Please spend some time to fuck around there because nobody wants to visit my blog.
Not like Jacs After Party dot Blogspot dot Com laaaaa...
Not like Jacs After Party dot Blogspot dot Com laaaaa...
* sad lar diuz..i'm going to jump off the building now..
shanny-wong.blogspot.com
http://www.shanny-wong.blogspot.com
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
HOT HOT HOT
WTF MAHAI HOW COME NO ONE SAY I HOT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
chibai FH 19872981739732371 VY -10
Trivia No. 1!
Apparently if you keep on snoozing all the way, it works for heavy sleepers like the 7 stoners.
Hell yeah baby. class at 4. set my alarm at 3.
woke up at 3. set the alarm at 3.05
which led to 3.10
then 3.15
k la chill la, 3.16
mahai (wtfffffffffffffff) fuck la 3.17
wakes up, fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk 3.18
3.19
3.20
wakes up. k la fuck it la wake up la wake up la.
see the thing is, i actually could summon the strength to set the alarm at such precise timing, which could very well have been used to give myself a fucking tight slap in the face and tell myself to WAKE MYSELF UP.
but it's so hard to do so, so i just took the easy way out.
ahh... human nature is so fascinating at time, don't you think so?
With love from Kampar,
Kampar Chai.
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
check this out alright.
hey guys, here's something for you all to go to when you're really really stoned at night.
you know la, nothing to do and all, can't sleep and suddenly jh's jokes become damn 7 funny to you. and when jh's jokes are hilarious, you know there can only be one thing. you're stoned.
you'd have to be treated in the ICU for that or some shit, you know you're in trouble. it's even worse than your mom being admitted to the fucking hospital bahagia or some shit.
it's like OH BACK THE FUCK UP or some shit.
anyway, just in case you thought jacsfafterparty.blogspot.com was the best blog ever created in the entire multiverse we're living in, wait til you check out...
JACKINOFFAFTERPARTYCUZYOUCANTGETLAID.BLOGSPOT.COM
without the caps, of course. just check it out when you're stoned, alright? there's only one post. none other than by moi of course.
and yeah, i did it because i was posting something in a private blog only accessible to me and her la, cuz i'm damn sweet and stuff and she's damn sweet as well? yeah so we get all mooosh mooosh in that blog la. dont feel bad cuz your gfs aren't doing that for you, i understand.
you can't have it all in the world la, just live with that sad fact you sad fucks. bear with it knowing that my gf is hotter and better than yours, alright? and pray that your children will get a gf like mine when you marry your missfit alright. :D
it's sad, but just try to bear with it without committing suicide tomorrow yeah.
jackinoffafterpartycuzyoucantgetlaid.blogspot.com.
you know la, nothing to do and all, can't sleep and suddenly jh's jokes become damn 7 funny to you. and when jh's jokes are hilarious, you know there can only be one thing. you're stoned.
you'd have to be treated in the ICU for that or some shit, you know you're in trouble. it's even worse than your mom being admitted to the fucking hospital bahagia or some shit.
it's like OH BACK THE FUCK UP or some shit.
anyway, just in case you thought jacsfafterparty.blogspot.com was the best blog ever created in the entire multiverse we're living in, wait til you check out...
JACKINOFFAFTERPARTYCUZYOUCANTGETLAID.BLOGSPOT.COM
without the caps, of course. just check it out when you're stoned, alright? there's only one post. none other than by moi of course.
and yeah, i did it because i was posting something in a private blog only accessible to me and her la, cuz i'm damn sweet and stuff and she's damn sweet as well? yeah so we get all mooosh mooosh in that blog la. dont feel bad cuz your gfs aren't doing that for you, i understand.
you can't have it all in the world la, just live with that sad fact you sad fucks. bear with it knowing that my gf is hotter and better than yours, alright? and pray that your children will get a gf like mine when you marry your missfit alright. :D
it's sad, but just try to bear with it without committing suicide tomorrow yeah.
jackinoffafterpartycuzyoucantgetlaid.blogspot.com.
Monday, February 2, 2009
Calvin & Hobbes quote No. 1
Kay, so i friggin' woke up late today and missed 2 classes. I thought it was okay since it's only the first management principles class i miss, alright i could do without one. then i overslept and missed English in Business. Alright, i still could forgive myself since it's friggin' english and i had never intended to pay a sum of hundreds for those bozos to teach me nouns and pronouns and what's a tense and what's a verb and how we seperate each sentence with commas and when do we apply full stop besides giving you a whole load of junk for our puny brain to digest which has proven to us all time and time again that those fucking lecturers in UTAR needs to get real.
The tee of UTAR states 'UTAR - MY CHOICE' in bold and probably font size of 50 or something, trying to tell everyone how lucky we are to be in your fucking shithole uni.
It's the same old, same old facade our Malaysian goverment tries to put up in the international arena by telling everyone how united we are and shit, and in every single flyer out there that describes Malaysia contains the sentence 'to promote unity and harmony amongst the multicultural, enthnical, colourful skins of us malaysians' bla bla and whatnot as if the whole world doesn't know that there IS, i stress it once more, THERE IS, something very wrong with the country.
So back to UTAR. fuck you, don't try to brainwash us that we chose to be in your fucked up uni, who only accepts internal credit transfer but not external, if anyone tries to apply for credit transfer to a better place, say, fucking NUS or something, we'd be rejected nevertheless. bastards.
And the truth was, how should i put it, 'thrown'? oh no, wait, it's not emphasized enough, i need to make a better effort than this. Okay, the truth was fucking slapped in that motherfucking principal's face like a fucking rocket or some shit when he asked us a question during his dumb speech that almost put half the fucking hall to sleep. kay, the organizers didn't sleep and that fucking cameraman was awake as well cuz their necks were on the chopping board, if sleep they probably won't be allowed to fuck their other halfves or something, probably can't even wank as well. hands bonded together by 10 rolls of fishing string wherever they go. i call that 'eternal bondage'.
"so how many of you chose to enter UTAR? can i see a show of hands? is it 'my choice'? (smiles)
(awkward moment of silence, k maybe not so awkward for those who know cuz i'm fucking sure such response was expected)
no fucking one put their hands up, alright?
anyway. i must have drifted from the main topic again.
Alright so i missed 2 classes. then i went over to the bank to do some loan application shit. Fucking hell, kampar has no taxi and bus stands. to flag a taxi down, you must go to some shops and wait in the front for some taxis. It's ridiculous, i'm telling you. The weather today probably reached around 500 celcius or something, i'm surprised i'm still fucking alive i'm so seriousLEE.
then i went back after i was done with that, spoke to my friend about classes and when is our exams and stuff only to find out that..
TOMORROW IS THE FUCKING SULTAN OF PERAK'S BIRTHDAY AND ALL MY CLASSES ARE CANCELLED TODAY EXCEPT ENGLISH.
OMG.
OMG.
i'm so seriously. so fucking stupid to be back in KAMPAR. mahai! missed out jane's shit on sunday and going to miss out vy's shit today. fuckeddd! they didn't put up whatever notice or shit on the fucking website, what the fuck right??? mahai, at least have some courtesy to put up an announcement for all of us to know la you fucking STUPID PIECE OF UTAR SHIT!!!!!!!
yeah, i could have attended both parties and be back on Tuesday and still could make it for classes on wednesday. the best part is, if i'm back on tuesday, i wouldn't have to trouble myself going to the old town to apply for some maybank account. i could have done it in OUG. mahai!
And suddenly. I had an epiphany. And i remembered one of the greatest quotes i've ever read in my entire life.
It was from Calvin & Hobbes, not Abraham Lincoln or Mahatma.
"That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse"
Well, the only left to do right now is not to whine about it anymore and just accept it as it is. To prepare myself better in the future so such downfall wouldn't occur to me anymore. It sucks to be in such situation, no one likes it. But it's already happened. suck it up, suck it up. Well.. that's the thing about me. I could always find the dimmest light of optimism while swelled up in the darkest hellhole, ever. lols.
Satire never fails to put a smile on my face.
The tee of UTAR states 'UTAR - MY CHOICE' in bold and probably font size of 50 or something, trying to tell everyone how lucky we are to be in your fucking shithole uni.
It's the same old, same old facade our Malaysian goverment tries to put up in the international arena by telling everyone how united we are and shit, and in every single flyer out there that describes Malaysia contains the sentence 'to promote unity and harmony amongst the multicultural, enthnical, colourful skins of us malaysians' bla bla and whatnot as if the whole world doesn't know that there IS, i stress it once more, THERE IS, something very wrong with the country.
So back to UTAR. fuck you, don't try to brainwash us that we chose to be in your fucked up uni, who only accepts internal credit transfer but not external, if anyone tries to apply for credit transfer to a better place, say, fucking NUS or something, we'd be rejected nevertheless. bastards.
And the truth was, how should i put it, 'thrown'? oh no, wait, it's not emphasized enough, i need to make a better effort than this. Okay, the truth was fucking slapped in that motherfucking principal's face like a fucking rocket or some shit when he asked us a question during his dumb speech that almost put half the fucking hall to sleep. kay, the organizers didn't sleep and that fucking cameraman was awake as well cuz their necks were on the chopping board, if sleep they probably won't be allowed to fuck their other halfves or something, probably can't even wank as well. hands bonded together by 10 rolls of fishing string wherever they go. i call that 'eternal bondage'.
"so how many of you chose to enter UTAR? can i see a show of hands? is it 'my choice'? (smiles)
(awkward moment of silence, k maybe not so awkward for those who know cuz i'm fucking sure such response was expected)
no fucking one put their hands up, alright?
anyway. i must have drifted from the main topic again.
Alright so i missed 2 classes. then i went over to the bank to do some loan application shit. Fucking hell, kampar has no taxi and bus stands. to flag a taxi down, you must go to some shops and wait in the front for some taxis. It's ridiculous, i'm telling you. The weather today probably reached around 500 celcius or something, i'm surprised i'm still fucking alive i'm so seriousLEE.
then i went back after i was done with that, spoke to my friend about classes and when is our exams and stuff only to find out that..
TOMORROW IS THE FUCKING SULTAN OF PERAK'S BIRTHDAY AND ALL MY CLASSES ARE CANCELLED TODAY EXCEPT ENGLISH.
OMG.
OMG.
i'm so seriously. so fucking stupid to be back in KAMPAR. mahai! missed out jane's shit on sunday and going to miss out vy's shit today. fuckeddd! they didn't put up whatever notice or shit on the fucking website, what the fuck right??? mahai, at least have some courtesy to put up an announcement for all of us to know la you fucking STUPID PIECE OF UTAR SHIT!!!!!!!
yeah, i could have attended both parties and be back on Tuesday and still could make it for classes on wednesday. the best part is, if i'm back on tuesday, i wouldn't have to trouble myself going to the old town to apply for some maybank account. i could have done it in OUG. mahai!
And suddenly. I had an epiphany. And i remembered one of the greatest quotes i've ever read in my entire life.
It was from Calvin & Hobbes, not Abraham Lincoln or Mahatma.
"That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse"
Well, the only left to do right now is not to whine about it anymore and just accept it as it is. To prepare myself better in the future so such downfall wouldn't occur to me anymore. It sucks to be in such situation, no one likes it. But it's already happened. suck it up, suck it up. Well.. that's the thing about me. I could always find the dimmest light of optimism while swelled up in the darkest hellhole, ever. lols.
Satire never fails to put a smile on my face.
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