Monday, April 20, 2009
Gay Fish
South Park Season 13 Episode 05
This was so awesome I had to recommend it. All the new SP eps have been really good, but this was exceptionally awesome.
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Sorry I also discovered Onion News which is totally fucking awesome.
I love to look at the comments of people who think this is real news.
This was so awesome I had to recommend it. All the new SP eps have been really good, but this was exceptionally awesome.
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Sorry I also discovered Onion News which is totally fucking awesome.
I love to look at the comments of people who think this is real news.
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
God wanted me to wake up and study for finals but here i am dotaing
So i had a dream this morning, it was the nastiest dream that i wouldn't dream of having in my fuzziest daydream.
I dreamt that my girlfriend past away in the ghastly manner; killed by some cock evil spirit and was hidden under a huge rock. yes yes, i know, you're probably doing the WTF face right now, smacking your forehead thus leaving a wide handmark on it. Goddam it the dream was real as fuck though, i remember telling the people around me (jh and vy i think) that she will always be my gf and it's virtually impossible to find someone as special and different like her.
Then i jumped out of my bed, panting and scrambled through my table to look for a fag. nothing feels better than your first stick in the morning, no? urgh.
I suppose something similar had occured to you guys as well, when you'd overslept and your subconscious cooked up a weird, sometimes, funny dream to wake you up? a couple of days ago when Jacklyn was still in Kampar, i dreamt that i was Harry Potter and was having the best adventure of my life in the ocean - kinda similar to Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire when he had to swim in the dark lake of some shit to finish the second trial. *snickers*
As i recall i was supposed to wake up to accompany Queen J.
Anyway, S will be having his finals starting on the 25th, you bet it's going to be tough. Quite a lot of chapters to cover, but S, with all confiance feels taht he's going to do just fine for it.
How's E and A doing at the big rock? what about Mister PLBB doing in U of K? all good, fine and dandy?
I hope so, alright? cheers to your lives in another country because i'm sure yours is better than mine. *rolls eyes*
Replying to E's message on the chatbox, S would like to tell you that S was not bitten by the K to the P bug, but merely swarmed by the overwhelming nests and schools and packs and whatever you call it of K to the P bugs. It's the protege of the millenium bug, S suppose. Not that it'll fuck up your comp or make your life worse of course, just that these bugs are trying so hard to bite him, leave a scar on his England language by emitting some poison that might cripple it forever.
For example, PLBB gotta read this.
there was this once when S was dotaing and there was a Witch Doctor in the middle lane. he cast Maledict on some heroes then the team mate said something like, "sure die". The Bitch Doctor tried to sound all humble but the word he wanted to say was way out of his league. He wanted to say, "not necessarily", instead he was forced to translate directly from Cantonese or Chinese using his puny mind all cooped up with Dota and the hope to get laid by stalking girls on Facebook or Friendster but never could find any, he said "nt muz"
I was his team mate. Then S really CLD. Cha Lan Dou.
Yeah, welcome to K to the P aight.
I dreamt that my girlfriend past away in the ghastly manner; killed by some cock evil spirit and was hidden under a huge rock. yes yes, i know, you're probably doing the WTF face right now, smacking your forehead thus leaving a wide handmark on it. Goddam it the dream was real as fuck though, i remember telling the people around me (jh and vy i think) that she will always be my gf and it's virtually impossible to find someone as special and different like her.
Then i jumped out of my bed, panting and scrambled through my table to look for a fag. nothing feels better than your first stick in the morning, no? urgh.
I suppose something similar had occured to you guys as well, when you'd overslept and your subconscious cooked up a weird, sometimes, funny dream to wake you up? a couple of days ago when Jacklyn was still in Kampar, i dreamt that i was Harry Potter and was having the best adventure of my life in the ocean - kinda similar to Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire when he had to swim in the dark lake of some shit to finish the second trial. *snickers*
As i recall i was supposed to wake up to accompany Queen J.
Anyway, S will be having his finals starting on the 25th, you bet it's going to be tough. Quite a lot of chapters to cover, but S, with all confiance feels taht he's going to do just fine for it.
How's E and A doing at the big rock? what about Mister PLBB doing in U of K? all good, fine and dandy?
I hope so, alright? cheers to your lives in another country because i'm sure yours is better than mine. *rolls eyes*
Replying to E's message on the chatbox, S would like to tell you that S was not bitten by the K to the P bug, but merely swarmed by the overwhelming nests and schools and packs and whatever you call it of K to the P bugs. It's the protege of the millenium bug, S suppose. Not that it'll fuck up your comp or make your life worse of course, just that these bugs are trying so hard to bite him, leave a scar on his England language by emitting some poison that might cripple it forever.
For example, PLBB gotta read this.
there was this once when S was dotaing and there was a Witch Doctor in the middle lane. he cast Maledict on some heroes then the team mate said something like, "sure die". The Bitch Doctor tried to sound all humble but the word he wanted to say was way out of his league. He wanted to say, "not necessarily", instead he was forced to translate directly from Cantonese or Chinese using his puny mind all cooped up with Dota and the hope to get laid by stalking girls on Facebook or Friendster but never could find any, he said "nt muz"
I was his team mate. Then S really CLD. Cha Lan Dou.
Yeah, welcome to K to the P aight.
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Sunday, April 12, 2009
If Only.
I miss you too.
Ash Hann Gene being fucking tourists in VicMarket.
Can't wait for you guys to come.
Thursday, April 9, 2009
NEW AGAIN
Erm. i may be a little outdated about this, i wouldn't know. but the new album for Taking Back Sunday is going to be out in June, it's called 'New Again', just thought you guys should know, since we were once band members of the Car Gig.
I heard the new song over the net, just a snippet, had to admit that it was good, though a small part of me seem to disagree with it because compared to OUR songs, Taking Back Sunday is nothing. But hey, let's not discredit the band who inspired us, alright? they started us, so i think it's only fair that we go steal, grab, rob, download, buy their new album, right?
So yeah, go get it, go buy it, do whatever. Yes, i know i know...it sucks to buy an album that's 6 feet under compared to ours. Ffs! we haven't been producing much music in our car, we haven't been rockin' it out in our garage, we haven't been in touch with our fans although they are constantly stalking us, crawling to our room asking us just to sign their boobs or album cover. I mean, that's life right?
the other day there was this HAWT bitch who came knocking on my door from Singapore, damn it, she's HAWT. she had this fucking hourglass figure that your arms could just seep in for a warm embrace and her boobs were perfect. she undressed right away and told me to sign on her boobs. naturally, i got rockin hard.
So i took out my pen and proceeded to sign on the delicate twins before giving her a rockin' good time. then suddenly i felt this whiz over my whole body, i looked down into my pants, NOPE - not premature ejaculation, yet my body was still fidgeting all over and you should see how the girl looked at me! gawd was she disgusted? but she still knelt down to give me a time but i can't help it, my body's like an electric vibrator!
suddenly i open my eyes, girlfriend message. phone beside my pillow.
. . .
Yeah, so guys, see what the fans would do for us? just go get the album alright. peace out y'all!
I heard the new song over the net, just a snippet, had to admit that it was good, though a small part of me seem to disagree with it because compared to OUR songs, Taking Back Sunday is nothing. But hey, let's not discredit the band who inspired us, alright? they started us, so i think it's only fair that we go steal, grab, rob, download, buy their new album, right?
So yeah, go get it, go buy it, do whatever. Yes, i know i know...it sucks to buy an album that's 6 feet under compared to ours. Ffs! we haven't been producing much music in our car, we haven't been rockin' it out in our garage, we haven't been in touch with our fans although they are constantly stalking us, crawling to our room asking us just to sign their boobs or album cover. I mean, that's life right?
the other day there was this HAWT bitch who came knocking on my door from Singapore, damn it, she's HAWT. she had this fucking hourglass figure that your arms could just seep in for a warm embrace and her boobs were perfect. she undressed right away and told me to sign on her boobs. naturally, i got rockin hard.
So i took out my pen and proceeded to sign on the delicate twins before giving her a rockin' good time. then suddenly i felt this whiz over my whole body, i looked down into my pants, NOPE - not premature ejaculation, yet my body was still fidgeting all over and you should see how the girl looked at me! gawd was she disgusted? but she still knelt down to give me a time but i can't help it, my body's like an electric vibrator!
suddenly i open my eyes, girlfriend message. phone beside my pillow.
. . .
Yeah, so guys, see what the fans would do for us? just go get the album alright. peace out y'all!
CRY BABY
DA TC HAS CHANGED HIS FLIGHT. HE IS ON HIS WAY BACK TO MALAYSIA NOW AND HE WILL BE REACHING KLIA AT 3.30 PM ON FRIDAY.
I AM DROWNED BY TEARS.
I CRIED SILENTLY IN THE ROOM BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN SO DEPENDENT ON HIM SINCE TWO AND A HALF YEARS AGO THAT NOW I FEEL REALLY STRANGE TO SLEEP ALONE IN THIS HAUNTED BUILDING FOR THE NEXT 10 DAYS.
WHY IS IT HAUNTED ? REMIND HIM TO TELL YOU WHAT'S THE HITTEST THING THAT IS GOING ON IN THIS CAMPUS. =)
I AM DROWNED BY TEARS.
I CRIED SILENTLY IN THE ROOM BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN SO DEPENDENT ON HIM SINCE TWO AND A HALF YEARS AGO THAT NOW I FEEL REALLY STRANGE TO SLEEP ALONE IN THIS HAUNTED BUILDING FOR THE NEXT 10 DAYS.
WHY IS IT HAUNTED ? REMIND HIM TO TELL YOU WHAT'S THE HITTEST THING THAT IS GOING ON IN THIS CAMPUS. =)
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
BU NIA BU.....
OK da TC is coming back to malaysia....this sat at 9:30pm...final 4 blade masters in our home town....i wonder if he will come back with a cibai face....XD....anyways cant wait....nia sing i miss gene....i wanna go for a drink with u and vy then we talk cock the whole night and push each other to finish our drink and ash comes in ordering another tower....cibai....fh is a ghost wei...chia ern is a few months away coz he is trying to defeat this boss far up north or is it north-east?....anyways guys just wanted all of u to knw tat im going to be fucking all your moms tonite...life is dam such a shit when there is nthg to do...i no flewns wei...XD
cibai out....
cibai out....
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