Thursday, February 5, 2009

Fucking Utar Shit no. 1

So i was supposed to go collect my student ID. Them plastic cards with my face and a phony smile on it.

Bah. as if i really am happy to be studying here. I'm only happy to be in Uni-er-city that's all.

Anyway, wouldn't it be much easier for us students if everything that concerns a fucking ID be dealt at one place, right?

So i cycled to my effin' uni in the afternoon, fucking hot and all (makes no difference even though i'm cycling in the morning la okay in case you're wondering. the weather would still be friggin' hot, night and day, same shit) , to collect my ID. Parked my 'lei lan' (LeRun) by the side, walked up to DSA (Department of Student Affairs) to collect it.

Kay, fine, i was wrong about it. The DSA personnel told me i was supposed to go Block B instead. alright, no prob. Block B it is, then. 'Ma BaD'.

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On a random note, i feel sho GaNgStA whenever i use that stupid expression. 'Ma bAd'. If i start using 'wHeRE yoU AT' or start speaking nigs, i swear i could rob a bank. and i'd rob a bank with Style, just like how Lil' Wayne did it in this music video then escape unscathed. and 'imma' bring my fellow sexy companions to avoid those laser sensors with 'them' strippin' moves yo'.

Trust me man, you gotta watch it to know what the fuck i'm talking about dude.



Fuckin' MTVs are really fuckin' our brains up.

Imma GaNgStA.



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Anyway, so i went to Block B to finally collect my student ID only to find myself stumbled when i realized i had to go over to the DSA again to get my temporary student ID since i'd left mine in KL thus proclaimed, 'lost'.

Got my temporary student ID, walked back to Block B again. climbed those 2 flights of stair, went to the counter, looked for my name in some friggin' namelist (those bitches are too busy to save our names into the computer i suppose. reckon cutting the fingernails or watching afternoon Spanish soap operas are way more important than that) , got my ID, ciao-ED!

Or so i thought.

It was then i realized i had to get my blue lanyard as well since i left it at home together with my temporary ID? So intuitively, i thought of going to the DSA right? it's supposed to be there since it deals with students' affairS. But golly! i was told to go to the fucking FINANCE department to pay up, THEN go back again to collect it. oh. GREAT.

So i walked down the fucking aisle to pay 5 friggin' bucks for that stupid piece of cloth, got myself some stupid receipt, walked back to DSA. i don't see the friggin' point when i didn't even show the DSA personnel my receipt but got the lanyard anyway upon verbal confirmation. it was like, 'wtf?'

alright i was still required to sign my fucking name on the paper, but fuck, those idiots still had to double check anyway so why the hell fucking not do it altogether in one place?

K it may seem like i only spent about 10 mins walking up and down those two blocks? but hell, it wasn't man, trust me! i'm telling you, it's fucking one block to another, and i've to walked probably 100 metres from one room to another room. and spent 1 and a half hours doing it. walking.

See the thing about UTAR is, they are probably fucking stupid? we're being treated badly here honestly, somebody gotta help us here seriously.

I mean, what the fuck? why can't they just do everything at one place right? i don't find myself walking from point A to get chicken and to point C to buy fishes? i get everything in the FUCKING market, right? or i don't find myself driving from my house to Ampang to get a plastic water bottle, then go all the way back to Bangsar to get the bottle cap and end up in Subang to get it filled. what the fuck man, it comes together right? mahai. really fucking stupid wei, cheebye ar.


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Anyway, couldn't go online last night because (guess what?) our power supplier-electric plug point-the electric box-whatever you call it tripped cuz the wiring in my hostel is faulty? yeah, some chinese malaysian Datuk built it la, what do you expect?


So the electricians came just now to fix it la, they tested the power point in my room and said it was okay. nothing wrong with it. it was then they told me to plug my multi socket extension into it la, which i did, but only to have it exploded in my fucking hands.

mahai seriously 'BOOOM' wei KNNCB. fortunately it wasn't a fucking BIG ASS explosion or something la, but i do remember seeing a small fire lol.

the funny part was, i told Jac Jac about the explosion and she was being very funny about it la.

Jac : Lols. Omg pain ar? Your hand still there?

T.T

Me: No i lost both my hands and i think it has to be amputated. it's bleeding profusely btw

...

We were sms-ing each other. (of course she was just kidding la when she asked, but i laughed anyway)

Last but not least, i'm effin' free. I'm sure you know what i mean. :D

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