Mini update

Hey guys! Just wanted to drop by and say I'm now an official member of the club! While I'm at it, I'll drop you guys a small update.

For those of you who don't know, I'm better than you in every way possible. My cock is gigantic and I have the stamina of a horse in bed. My sperm is extremely potent and my mother is hotter than your mother (except JH's mom).

But enjoy your lives anyway. I know it's hard to when you're far more inferior than others and you question God's decisions everyday, but just try.

<3 from Reading,
x=y*2(cm) where x = the size of my dick and y = the size of yours.