Hey boys & girls.
Been everything but alcoholically deprived since I came back to Melbourne.
And there's this birthday boy, which you know, we just ask him to drink la.
Fuck man.
I asked him to control himself, not to spoil his night.
"YOU ALL CAN GET ME HIGH BUT YOU CAN'T GET ME DRUNK!"
Fucking sohai.
And at 2.45 am.
His beautiful Lacoste shirt is filled with vomit.
2.55 am.
My beautiful '89 Nissan Skyline GT-R is filled with vomit.
And for the note, those who are coming to Melbourne:-
To avoid fights using bottles, they pour the Chivas/Black Label in like a plastic jar for you.
Then they bring 2 other plastic jars of green tea/coke.
So when I poured my Chivas in the cup.
I took the other plastic jar to pour my mixer.
Just to find out it was my friend Johnnie Black Label.
So be careful when you come here. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Cheers!
Saturday, March 28, 2009
Friday, March 27, 2009
Finally. The. Rock. Is. Back. On. Line.
wokay.
so how did it happen? what the fuck was going on this couple of weeks? why was i not online for weeks? all thanks to the management of course. see, this cinas over here right, they are seriously fucking efficient. No i'm serious, they are so good at their job that it took them 6 weeks to fix my fucking internet, how awesome can that be, right?
Allow me to explain everything chronologically (somewhat) to give you a clearer picture:
1st week: Raining heavily. Fucking modem gone bust cuz of the fucking lightning.
1st week, 3rd day: Gave our modems to the fucking management, said they need 2 weeks to go down to kl to get it done. I had this strong urge to fucking spit on their face and jump on them like a madman to tell them it only takes me fucking 3 hours for me to reach KL.
3rd week: Modem came back, fucking finally. So, online finally? have a lot of shows to catch up, assignments as well - which can be quite a bitch sometimes. the next thing i knew, it kept on disconnecting and it took 2 hours to load google. the modem is fucked up.
3rd week, 3rd day: reported the problem to them. had a gut feeling that it fell on deaf ears, but i tried to be optimistic about it.
the end of week 4: the internet is still screwed up, so yeap, i was right.
week 5: reported, again, 2nd time. to this bitch called candice, or whatever. she, like everyone else whom i reported to prior to this, proceeded to ask me obvious questions like, "have you tried restarting your modem? have you tried restarting your comp? your router? perhaps there's something wrong with it?" which prompted such fury in my fucking ass that i felt like jumping off from my seat like a madman and explain to her how many fucking times i ran up and down to try different methods to fix the connection problem. since the modem is actually downstairs, i had to walk down to restart it and God knows what else. all i remember was i walked up and down for 10 times in one night, trying to fix it. plug in, plug out, reset, switch off, switch wires, wait around idlely before plugging it in, plug out phone line, you name it, i did it.
week 5, 3rd day: okay, still not working. what. the. fuck.
so how did it happen? what the fuck was going on this couple of weeks? why was i not online for weeks? all thanks to the management of course. see, this cinas over here right, they are seriously fucking efficient. No i'm serious, they are so good at their job that it took them 6 weeks to fix my fucking internet, how awesome can that be, right?
Allow me to explain everything chronologically (somewhat) to give you a clearer picture:
1st week: Raining heavily. Fucking modem gone bust cuz of the fucking lightning.
1st week, 3rd day: Gave our modems to the fucking management, said they need 2 weeks to go down to kl to get it done. I had this strong urge to fucking spit on their face and jump on them like a madman to tell them it only takes me fucking 3 hours for me to reach KL.
3rd week: Modem came back, fucking finally. So, online finally? have a lot of shows to catch up, assignments as well - which can be quite a bitch sometimes. the next thing i knew, it kept on disconnecting and it took 2 hours to load google. the modem is fucked up.
3rd week, 3rd day: reported the problem to them. had a gut feeling that it fell on deaf ears, but i tried to be optimistic about it.
the end of week 4: the internet is still screwed up, so yeap, i was right.
week 5: reported, again, 2nd time. to this bitch called candice, or whatever. she, like everyone else whom i reported to prior to this, proceeded to ask me obvious questions like, "have you tried restarting your modem? have you tried restarting your comp? your router? perhaps there's something wrong with it?" which prompted such fury in my fucking ass that i felt like jumping off from my seat like a madman and explain to her how many fucking times i ran up and down to try different methods to fix the connection problem. since the modem is actually downstairs, i had to walk down to restart it and God knows what else. all i remember was i walked up and down for 10 times in one night, trying to fix it. plug in, plug out, reset, switch off, switch wires, wait around idlely before plugging it in, plug out phone line, you name it, i did it.
week 5, 3rd day: okay, still not working. what. the. fuck.
week 6, friday: finally. it's working. yes. thank god. 6 weeks. without internet. assignments. animes. heroes. and God knows what else. it's fucked up.
Fucking cheebye man the management. I seriously wonder what the fuck do they do besides sorting out bills for us and telling those 'technicians' to fix a broken pipe in Ah Chong's house or some bug infestation in Ah Lien's house.
Which figures, because everything here is so shitty that the students move out of this area within months previously, that every new occupant right now has to sign an agreement to stay at least a year before moving out.
fucked. up.
and i was right about them of course, i told my parents that i didn't wanna stay there because it's fucked up, not convenient, this and that, yet they didn't listen. great, ain't it? mahai buy cigarette also have to cycle 20 mins. diu. reload also another problem. mahai ar. i need a car man. better still, i need to get out of this hell hole.
Fucking cheebye man the management. I seriously wonder what the fuck do they do besides sorting out bills for us and telling those 'technicians' to fix a broken pipe in Ah Chong's house or some bug infestation in Ah Lien's house.
Which figures, because everything here is so shitty that the students move out of this area within months previously, that every new occupant right now has to sign an agreement to stay at least a year before moving out.
fucked. up.
and i was right about them of course, i told my parents that i didn't wanna stay there because it's fucked up, not convenient, this and that, yet they didn't listen. great, ain't it? mahai buy cigarette also have to cycle 20 mins. diu. reload also another problem. mahai ar. i need a car man. better still, i need to get out of this hell hole.
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Thou hath no fucking idea
stuck at my friend's house right now. it's fucking happening man.
i can't believe i actually ffk my friends for a fucking clubbing session to attend this thing.
thought it would be a great time for a bonding session.
bond my ass man, sucks to the core i'm fucking telling ya.
damn it.
life sucks no matter how hard i try to fix it
i can't believe i actually ffk my friends for a fucking clubbing session to attend this thing.
thought it would be a great time for a bonding session.
bond my ass man, sucks to the core i'm fucking telling ya.
damn it.
life sucks no matter how hard i try to fix it
OMGZZZ
OK GUYS JUST A FUCKING SMALL UPDATE...I HAD AN ACCIDENT..CIBAI AH..MY MOMZZZ GEN2 THE FRONT THERE BUMPER DROP LIAOZZ...CIBAI..WHY I HAVE TO PAY IS COZ I BANG FROM BEHIND WHICH IS NATURAL LA...BUT THE WHOLE POINT IS MY 2 MONTHS PAY DOWN THE DRAIN WEI..CIBAI KIA...I HATE CAMY'SZZZZZZZZZZZ...CANNOT REPORT COZ IM STILL A FUCKING 'P' DRIVAR SO HOR IM FUCKED BY POINTS IF I LEPORT..XD
ps: i see other ppl do this at the end of the post..
SO MUCH FOR NOW GOT TO SLEEP...BLOGZ LATERZ..CJH OUT!!@@!!!!!
OH ONE MORE THING..I MISS EVERY1...
ps: i see other ppl do this at the end of the post..
SO MUCH FOR NOW GOT TO SLEEP...BLOGZ LATERZ..CJH OUT!!@@!!!!!
OH ONE MORE THING..I MISS EVERY1...
Monday, March 16, 2009
hoalla!
Hi motherfuckers. yeah one post per week my fucking ass wei fuckfaces. i've been out for almost a month now thanks to my shitty internet connection, can't even fuck chia ern's butt online or disturb joyce while she's working or seven up gene's ass online anymore. it's not fucking cool i'm telling you.
they got us a new modem after 2 weeks and now we'll have to wait an additional, i dunno, 2 more weeks i suppose cuz our fucking connection is fucking slow. seriously, fucking slow. 1 byte, 2 byte.
how am i suppose to fucking wank to any fucking porn in the net now that my girlfriend is in kl and i'm fucking alone in kampar and no, i don't even wanna get another girl cuz Short and Stumpy is just too good for me man, better than anyone else.
*TAHANNNNNNN*
what about assignments? can't expect me to go cc, can you? but i remember gene told me about this mofo who was framed then sent to jail, and was practically getting buttsex (apple, sweet apple, nice red colour... red, red sox..red sox rhymes with...red hot sex... sex..cock sex..butt sex, it's buttsex! i love south park, hi chia ern) in order to survive. yes, so i came to the end of the line, my friends' house are too fucking small and shit, not comfortable, so yes, cc here i come.
but hey i found this fucking place which is probably the best cc ever which makes kids shouting "shoot him shoot him seh hui seh sui" while playing Left 4 Dead or "whack him ta hui" in DoTA just a light pinch in the ass cuz it's really fucking comfortable.
they have fucking nice big ass sofas for us to sit and play dota or whatsoever, fucking big ass screen like vy's dad's monitor. it's just awesome. and they only fuckin charge us 2 bucks so who the fuck cares? the only thing that i wish they'd have is a smoking section, but i guess with all those sofas and shit no one would fucking risk some cinabeng like me burning their seats, wouldn't they?
ahhh fuck. potong stim. need to head back right now for my dinner. only here to fuckng copy past those fucking movies from this cc to my pendrive. :D
oh yeah, they are pretty fucking updated man.
they got us a new modem after 2 weeks and now we'll have to wait an additional, i dunno, 2 more weeks i suppose cuz our fucking connection is fucking slow. seriously, fucking slow. 1 byte, 2 byte.
how am i suppose to fucking wank to any fucking porn in the net now that my girlfriend is in kl and i'm fucking alone in kampar and no, i don't even wanna get another girl cuz Short and Stumpy is just too good for me man, better than anyone else.
*TAHANNNNNNN*
what about assignments? can't expect me to go cc, can you? but i remember gene told me about this mofo who was framed then sent to jail, and was practically getting buttsex (apple, sweet apple, nice red colour... red, red sox..red sox rhymes with...red hot sex... sex..cock sex..butt sex, it's buttsex! i love south park, hi chia ern) in order to survive. yes, so i came to the end of the line, my friends' house are too fucking small and shit, not comfortable, so yes, cc here i come.
but hey i found this fucking place which is probably the best cc ever which makes kids shouting "shoot him shoot him seh hui seh sui" while playing Left 4 Dead or "whack him ta hui" in DoTA just a light pinch in the ass cuz it's really fucking comfortable.
they have fucking nice big ass sofas for us to sit and play dota or whatsoever, fucking big ass screen like vy's dad's monitor. it's just awesome. and they only fuckin charge us 2 bucks so who the fuck cares? the only thing that i wish they'd have is a smoking section, but i guess with all those sofas and shit no one would fucking risk some cinabeng like me burning their seats, wouldn't they?
ahhh fuck. potong stim. need to head back right now for my dinner. only here to fuckng copy past those fucking movies from this cc to my pendrive. :D
oh yeah, they are pretty fucking updated man.
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Uni for Internet.
Howdy 7 Stoners.
Was in Gold Coast about 2 weeks ago, and came back to a hectic 4 day move-out/move-in schedule, broke due to IKEA (Swedish fucks make you wanna buy everything) and trying to get my cat to settle in. But I suppose it was pretty hectic. Had quite a time in Gold Coast, surfed on Surfer’s Paradise, held & shot a gun.. fifty fucking times, mini golf, ate at Hooters (GO CHECK OUT HOOTERS-OZ.COM.AU), went to get ourselves old time photos too!
The new place is pretty damn big. 2 floors, huge bedrooms, 2 toilets and 2 carparks. It’s about half an hour walk to the city, but the rent here is worth the space. Thinking of getting a 42” Plasma to fit this place.
I can’t wait for three of you to come.
Fuck man I’ve been Internet-less for about 2 weeks too, I forgot what to do online when I was at my friend’s place.
Teach me.
Heaps of love from Melbourne,
Gene.
Saturday, March 7, 2009
Friday, March 6, 2009
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