Hi motherfuckers. yeah one post per week my fucking ass wei fuckfaces. i've been out for almost a month now thanks to my shitty internet connection, can't even fuck chia ern's butt online or disturb joyce while she's working or seven up gene's ass online anymore. it's not fucking cool i'm telling you.
they got us a new modem after 2 weeks and now we'll have to wait an additional, i dunno, 2 more weeks i suppose cuz our fucking connection is fucking slow. seriously, fucking slow. 1 byte, 2 byte.
how am i suppose to fucking wank to any fucking porn in the net now that my girlfriend is in kl and i'm fucking alone in kampar and no, i don't even wanna get another girl cuz Short and Stumpy is just too good for me man, better than anyone else.
*TAHANNNNNNN*
what about assignments? can't expect me to go cc, can you? but i remember gene told me about this mofo who was framed then sent to jail, and was practically getting buttsex (apple, sweet apple, nice red colour... red, red sox..red sox rhymes with...red hot sex... sex..cock sex..butt sex, it's buttsex! i love south park, hi chia ern) in order to survive. yes, so i came to the end of the line, my friends' house are too fucking small and shit, not comfortable, so yes, cc here i come.
but hey i found this fucking place which is probably the best cc ever which makes kids shouting "shoot him shoot him seh hui seh sui" while playing Left 4 Dead or "whack him ta hui" in DoTA just a light pinch in the ass cuz it's really fucking comfortable.
they have fucking nice big ass sofas for us to sit and play dota or whatsoever, fucking big ass screen like vy's dad's monitor. it's just awesome. and they only fuckin charge us 2 bucks so who the fuck cares? the only thing that i wish they'd have is a smoking section, but i guess with all those sofas and shit no one would fucking risk some cinabeng like me burning their seats, wouldn't they?
ahhh fuck. potong stim. need to head back right now for my dinner. only here to fuckng copy past those fucking movies from this cc to my pendrive. :D
oh yeah, they are pretty fucking updated man.
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